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First post?

Here is our very first posting--very exciting! People all around the world are holding their collective breaths in anticipation. I know, I know, the pressure is immense but I'm quite used to it! Above is a sweet pic of Mo and Geri, post race. Geri rocked the Boise Twilight Criterium, and there was much fun to be had before, during and after (after pics below). Estan listos? Empesamos...